Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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