ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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