Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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