sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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