i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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