Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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