Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My feet surprised me
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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