Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
