her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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