at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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