no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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