3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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