oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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