i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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