i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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