My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Shame is for Republicans.
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