And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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