i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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