Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
