Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
