Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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