absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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