Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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