what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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