i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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