Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
