Just fell off a train. Bad.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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