I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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