Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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