yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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