We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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