is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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