But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
