I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Let's paint friendship bongs
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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