He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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