U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I want her autograph on my taint
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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