Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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