Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
you made out with another girl for some wings
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