I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
what if I'm pregnant?
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You can't just leave with hair like that
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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