sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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