and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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