If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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