I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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