they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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