she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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