take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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