so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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