She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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