My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I am available for nakedness
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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