Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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