Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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