Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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